Kyss mig farväl en gång till.

Jag hittade världens skönaste låt som jag laddat hem för länge sen på familjens dator. Alltså, jag har så sjukt svårt att smälta att jag missat denna låten helt och hållet. För er som ännu inte hört den, dra ner Benefit - Warp to World 6-9 (Super Mario Bros.). Här kommer första versen och några korta utdrag ur resten av låten.


Benefit - Warp to World 6-9
*** Its 1986, I'm in the first grade,
I'm workin really hard to get mario laid,
I gotta save the princess so he can get the pussy,
Believe me-mario will get that ass so fuck luigi,
Mario really wants to get her in bed,
So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head,
He just wants sex - so forget the wedding bells,
Jumping on lil mushroom men and turtle shells.
Dropping down green pipes and secret passage ways,
Making his move to the end,
Where the final castle lays.
Eat a magic mushroom, grow a little higher,
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire.
All this creatures that attack won't cut Mario slack.

I’m gonna keep playing and I’m never gonna quit,
Because some kid at school told me you can see the princess’ tits.

x2 Save the princess quick, Because she wants a dick. And if you let her free, You get the pussy

It’s all worth while just to see Mario smile,
Standing next to the princess, buck naked profile.
So that’s why it’s my crusade to get Mario laid,
Super Mario Brother’s, best game ever made.



EDIT:
Hittade en annan låt med Benefit som heter If I owned a midget. Jag skrattar ihjäl mig!


Benefit - If I owned a midget
Sometimes my friends would chase Gordo with a gun
It'd be fun
Because midgets wobble when they run
They're so close to the ground
And so easy to kick
They're so slow in the head
And so easy to trick

Gordo could do summersaults
His special thing
At the fair i would make him enter mud wrestling
Sometimes he wears stilts
And pretend to be tall
So i'd kick him over
And then i'd laugh at him fall